Stalker Mom.

*Me while watching TV with my sister*

Me: ‘Yan ‘yung movie na, “You’re ugly but you’re beautiful”

Mica: Oo nga.

Me & Mica: *laughs*

Mom: Ano ‘yan?

Me: Secret

Mom: Pa-secret secret ka na dyan ha.

Me: Ma, movie lang ‘yun, okay? I’m talking about the movieeee.

Mom: Hindi naman ‘yun eh.

Me: *confused*

Mica: Nung umalis ka binasa ni mommy ‘yung diary mo.

Me:

You don’t need to stalk mom, just ask me personally for heaven’s sake.